This is a my first, foot-in-the-door style internet Presence.
It will also be an embarrassment, until I can FTP in some serious HTML.
If you're an Employment Agency, and you're expecting my CV, you're here too soon, who the hell told you this site address?
All this is (so far) keyed in on something that crashes all the
SYSTEM ERROR:
KEYBOARD OUT OF DATE.
PRESS THE EURO KEY TO CONTINUE.
time in a shopping centre in the middle of nowhere, typically surrounded by hicks staring at people entering personal emails.
This page was created with Zap and tested on Webster on the Acorn platform.
Press the Back button on your browser to escape from all this, or
phone +447811550086 if you really are an Employment Agency.
First to arrive here will be a sensible name, and my CV,
for employment agencies.